Hello, Darlin'
Welcome to the Copywriting Parlor
Welcome to the Copywriting Parlor
If you've made your way to this saucy little page...
I'm willing to bet you’re here for a direct-response copywriter & digital content marketing specialist who knows her way around the high art of CONSENSUAL SALES & MARKETING.
But not just any writer will do.
You need someone who can swoop in & ~expertly calibrate~ to your business, your vision, your voice, & your message…
Helping you to radically decrease the time, heartache, & yes, even the trauma…
Of writing stellar sales copy & evergreen content.
The kind of writing you & your team fantasize about.
The kind that elicits the sort of "HOLY YES, THIS IS FOR ME," full-body response you want your audience to feel every time they interact with your brand.
The kind that’ll have your ideal clientele lining up around the block like a flock of feral teenagers at a Harry Styles concert, screaming…
“Shut up, & receive this money.”
But with a lot less dirty undies flying at your face.
Unless that’s your thing.
And hey, do you.
We don’t kink-shame ‘round these parts. 😉
Undies preferences aside…
Your must-haves in the perfect copywriter & content marketer for you include someone who not only gets your business + how to write in your unique voice…
She’s also gotta be able to…
✅ 1) Deepen the trust you hold with your clientele by knowing exactly what they long to hear in order to feel seen, understood, & confident moving forward with your offer(s).
✅ 2) Prioritize showing your clientele what your offer is all about + inviting them to FEEL how your products, services, & solutions can help them, rather than simply telling them.
✅ 3) Optimize the lifetime value of your core messaging & positioning so that creating on-brand content & sales copy becomes a breeze.
Sounds sexy, doesn't it?
Like it could be THE answer to all your most frustrating (& most lucrative) marketing + sales woes, right?
And now you’re thinking…
“Mmmmmm yeah! This does sound good. Tell me more, Copy Goddess! How can I get me summa that?!?”
Relax, Sugar.
You’ve come to the… write place.
Click that little white button below to book a consult, & we'll get started right away.
Otherwise, keep reading.
I first cut my teeth in business at just 8 years old in 1998, working retail at my family’s seasonal fireworks stand every summer in LeRoy, Kansas.
It was there I learned the value of white-glove customer service, the role of client-centric sales, & the power of brand loyalty.
It’s also where I first learned the art (& later, the science) of marketing & advertising.
But marketing, sales, & customer service are not the only skills I began honing at a young age.
By the time I was 11, I landed my first big break as a professional writer, when I was tapped by the local newspaper to cover all the weekly middle school sports events.
I earned $10-$15 per article I published, averaging about $40 per week.
Throughout high school & college, I continued down the journalism track, eventually becoming managing editor then editor-in-chief of the campus newspaper at Emporia State University (ESU), from 2011-2013.
Ultimately, I lead my staff to create & publish more award-winning content than any other staff before or since.
When I graduated with my Bachelor's Degree in Journalism & Creative Writing in 2013, I began freelance consulting in small-press publication design & editing, while I worked toward my Master's Degree in English & Persuasive Writing.
During this time, I also taught Composition I & II at ESU, as well as Intro to Creative Writing.
By 2017, I'd made the move into online sales & marketing, & I've been creating world-class copy + content for soul-inspired businesses ever since.
Some of my most memorable wins in these areas include:
More than doubling community engagement & sales opportunities across social media through personal storytelling and direct response lead generation for Keon Moffat, Brooklyn-based women’s holistic health coach & certified legal nurse consultant.
Helping Malia “Ladybug” Larsen of Haux Gatherings in San Diego to grow her business from generating a few hundred bucks per month to enabling her to quit her day job & employ herself full-time in just six months.
Generating approximately $50,000 during a 10-day selling window for my own family-owned business, Big Daddy’s Fireworks, by establishing our first-ever digital marketing & community outreach campaign in 2017.
— Keon Moffatt, Women's Holistic Health Coach
If you're a coach, healthcare practitioner, professional service provider, small-to-medium enterprise, or anyone else providing world-class services & products…
If the work you do + the solutions you provide help others improve the quality of their life, their business, or everyday human experiences…
And especially if you have a reserve of Epic Client Success Stories (a.k.a. Case Studies), just itching to be shared through visionary, action-inspiring writing…
There are a few different ways we can work together.
After you schedule an initial consultation with me & we both decide we’re a perfect match to collaborate, you can either…
It could be something like an evergreen sales asset, such as this case study/landing page/digital advertorial hybrid...
A brand story, like this one, which I wrote for Ladybug Larsen of Haux Gatherings...
Or a collection of launch/lead generation social media posts, like all of these (which you can easily repurpose for future launches & other forms of evergreen content).
Or maybe a sales page, like this one.
You can even hire me to co-create a whole website, such as the one you’re perusing now.
Otherwise, if you're looking for support beyond a single, one-off project, you can...
As your personal Go-To Copywriter & Content Specialist…
I’ll handle all your on-going copy & content needs for as long as it pleases us both (defined within the flexible scope of our contract, with plenty of wiggle room to grow & experiment) for a flat monthly or quarterly fee.
You’ll get all the copy + content you require (within reason, & within the scope of our contract)...
While I’ll receive the resources I need to dive deep with you, your team, & your business at large, so that I can serve you at the high-caliber level your business (& your clientele) deserves.
✅ You’ll give yourself intimate, dependable, consistent access to an expert copywriter & content marketer who can take a whooooole 'lotta enchilada off your plate...
(Without feeling like you have to constantly micromanage her work or explain ~yet again~ who you are, who you help, & what you offer.)
✅ More time + flexibility to enjoy life outside of your business…
✅ More openings on your calendar (& a bunch of newfound creative energy in your day/week/month) to do whatever you please…
✅ Complete & total obliteration of all copy-related headaches…
✅ Perhaps most importantly, more enjoyment, ease, & prosperity as your daily norm .
(All while boosting the pants off your bottom line!)
So whatcha' waitin' for, Hot-Stuff?
Go smash that little pink button, & let's get writing! 💋
XOXO
Jordan
— Kevin Rabas, Poet Laureate of Kansas (2017-2019) & Author of Elizabeth’s City: a novel